Well, another Halloween fast approaches, and it’s always been my favourite holiday. Let’s face it, whenever the ghosts and ghouls come out to play, it makes just about everything more entertaining. Stuck in traffic? Look, there’s a masked guy wielding a machete. Caught at the red light? Look, a toothless crack whore with track marks. Oh… the parade’s across town, you’re just lost in a bad neighbourhood? Screw it, pretend and enjoy! They’re only dangerous if you’re looking to buy. Do. Not. Buy. Now where was I? Right, Halloween.
