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Scorpion Ranch

Scorpion Ranch
by Carlton Mellick
4.2 out of 5 stars
5
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Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death

Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death
by Carlton Mellick
4.4 out of 5 stars
20
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You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams

You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
29
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The Haunted Vagina

The Haunted Vagina
by Carlton Mellick III
3.9 out of 5 stars
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The Cannibals of Candyland

The Cannibals of Candyland
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
234
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Apeship

Apeship
by Carlton Mellick
4.6 out of 5 stars
14
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Goblins on the Other Side

Goblins on the Other Side
by Carlton Mellick III
4.7 out of 5 stars
43
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Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
364
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The Terrible Thing That Happens

The Terrible Thing That Happens
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
152
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Glass Children

Glass Children
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
30
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The Faggiest Vampire

The Faggiest Vampire
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
72
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The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair

The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
40
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Adolf in Wonderland

Adolf in Wonderland
by Carlton Mellick III
4.2 out of 5 stars
98
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Quicksand House

Quicksand House
by III Mellick, Carlton
4.6 out of 5 stars
310
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Zombies and Shit

Zombies and Shit
by Carlton Mellick III and Brian Keene
4.4 out of 5 stars
214
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Spider Bunny

Spider Bunny
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
134
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Exercise Bike

Exercise Bike
by Carlton Mellick
4.0 out of 5 stars
338
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Apeshit

Apeshit
by III Mellick, Carlton
3.9 out of 5 stars
284
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The Menstruating Mall

The Menstruating Mall
by Carlton Mellick III
3.0 out of 5 stars
1
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Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
136
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Full Metal Octopus

Full Metal Octopus
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
68
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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
185
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Neverday

Neverday
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
152
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The Bad Box

The Bad Box
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
105
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Armadillo Fists

Armadillo Fists
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
51
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Sweet Story

Sweet Story
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
259
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Stacking Doll

Stacking Doll
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
218
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Village of the Mermaids

Village of the Mermaids
by Carlton Mellick
4.4 out of 5 stars
168
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Sex and Death in Television Town: a western of the weird

Sex and Death in Television Town: a western of the weird
by Carlton Mellick III
5.0 out of 5 stars
2
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Snuggle Club

Snuggle Club
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
82
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Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands

Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands
by Carlton Mellick III
4.5 out of 5 stars
137
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Parasite Milk

Parasite Milk
by Carlton Mellick III
4.5 out of 5 stars
108
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I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
167
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Sunset with a Beard

Sunset with a Beard
by Carlton Mellick III
4.0 out of 5 stars
6
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Tumor Fruit

Tumor Fruit
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
73
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Cuddly Holocaust

Cuddly Holocaust
by Carlton Mellick III
4.5 out of 5 stars
149
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The Big Meat

The Big Meat
by Carlton Mellick
4.4 out of 5 stars
172
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Hungry Bug

Hungry Bug
by Carlton Mellick III
4.7 out of 5 stars
95
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As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face

As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face
by Carlton Mellick III
4.5 out of 5 stars
77
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Bio Melt

Bio Melt
by Carlton Mellick III
4.7 out of 5 stars
102
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Satan Burger (20th Anniversary Edition)

Satan Burger (20th Anniversary Edition)
by Carlton Mellick III
4.7 out of 5 stars
26
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Crab Town

Crab Town
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
78
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Fantastic Orgy

Fantastic Orgy
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
138
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Ocean of Lard (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)

Ocean of Lard (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)
by Kevin L. Donihe , Carlton Mellick III , et al.
4.2 out of 5 stars
61
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Teeth and Tongue Landscape

Teeth and Tongue Landscape
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
66
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Sweet Story

Sweet Story
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Cybernetrix

Cybernetrix
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
33
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The Handsome Squirm

The Handsome Squirm
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
69
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