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Scorpion Ranch

Scorpion Ranch
by Carlton Mellick
4.2 out of 5 stars
3
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You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams

You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
27
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The Haunted Vagina

The Haunted Vagina
by Carlton Mellick III
3.9 out of 5 stars
1,478
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Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death

Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death
by Carlton Mellick
4.4 out of 5 stars
18
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Glass Children

Glass Children
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
30
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Apeship

Apeship
by Carlton Mellick
4.6 out of 5 stars
12
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The Cannibals of Candyland

The Cannibals of Candyland
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
235
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Goblins on the Other Side

Goblins on the Other Side
by Carlton Mellick III
4.7 out of 5 stars
41
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Exercise Bike

Exercise Bike
by Carlton Mellick III
4.0 out of 5 stars
331
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The Terrible Thing That Happens

The Terrible Thing That Happens
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
152
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Apeshit

Apeshit
by III Mellick, Carlton
3.9 out of 5 stars
284
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The Faggiest Vampire

The Faggiest Vampire
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
72
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Full Metal Octopus

Full Metal Octopus
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
66
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Zombies and Shit

Zombies and Shit
by Carlton Mellick III and Brian Keene
4.4 out of 5 stars
214
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Quicksand House

Quicksand House
by III Mellick, Carlton
4.6 out of 5 stars
309
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Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
362
Kindle
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Neverday

Neverday
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
150
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Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
135
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The Bad Box

The Bad Box
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
104
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The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair

The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
39
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Adolf in Wonderland

Adolf in Wonderland
by Carlton Mellick III
4.2 out of 5 stars
98
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Sweet Story

Sweet Story
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
258
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Sex and Death in Television Town: a western of the weird

Sex and Death in Television Town: a western of the weird
by Carlton Mellick III
5.0 out of 5 stars
1
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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
185
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Mouse Trap

Mouse Trap
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
94
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I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy

I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
167
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Stacking Doll

Stacking Doll
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
217
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The Morbidly Obese Ninja

The Morbidly Obese Ninja
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
93
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Village of the Mermaids

Village of the Mermaids
by Carlton Mellick
4.4 out of 5 stars
169
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The Menstruating Mall

The Menstruating Mall
by Carlton Mellick III
3.0 out of 5 stars
1
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Bio Melt

Bio Melt
by Carlton Mellick III
4.7 out of 5 stars
101
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Spider Bunny

Spider Bunny
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
133
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The Big Meat

The Big Meat
by Carlton Mellick
4.4 out of 5 stars
172
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Snuggle Club

Snuggle Club
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
79
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Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland

Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
by Carlton Mellick III
4.6 out of 5 stars
136
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Crab Town

Crab Town
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
77
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The Egg Man

The Egg Man
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
67
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Armadillo Fists

Armadillo Fists
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
51
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Fantastic Orgy

Fantastic Orgy
by Carlton Mellick III
4.3 out of 5 stars
135
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Parasite Milk

Parasite Milk
by Carlton Mellick III
4.5 out of 5 stars
109
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Teeth and Tongue Landscape

Teeth and Tongue Landscape
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
66
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The Handsome Squirm

The Handsome Squirm
by Carlton Mellick III
4.4 out of 5 stars
69
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Satan Burger (20th Anniversary Edition)

Satan Burger (20th Anniversary Edition)
by Carlton Mellick III
4.8 out of 5 stars
25
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Sunset with a Beard

Sunset with a Beard
by Carlton Mellick III
4.0 out of 5 stars
6
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As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face

As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face
by Carlton Mellick III
4.5 out of 5 stars
77
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Hungry Bug

Hungry Bug
by Carlton Mellick III
4.7 out of 5 stars
96
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Cuddly Holocaust

Cuddly Holocaust
by Carlton Mellick III
4.5 out of 5 stars
150
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Ocean of Lard (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)

Ocean of Lard (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)
by Kevin L. Donihe , Carlton Mellick III , et al.
4.2 out of 5 stars
61
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